Monday, July 18, 2011

Blog : cutekitty85.blogspot.com

Blog yang paling makcik suka melawat di saat stress.
Sebab nak tengok gambar anak-anak bulus yang amat gebus itu.
Imagine wajah secute ini memandang anda..aduhh..memang hilang segala stress dan ketegangan..


(Gambar budak cute ni credit kepada owner blog http://cutekitty85.blogspot.com/)


Jadi untuk melihat banyak lagi video dan gambar-gambar budak bulus dan gebus ini lawatilah KittyWorld ye..:)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Things to Ponder (http://letslaugh.net/general/questions-you-just-cant-answer-ponder-this/)

  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
    flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is
    not enough?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
    check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every
    two hours?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the
    Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold
    tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze
    these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’
  • Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat
    the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.’
  • Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
    horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
    to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
    undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
    dogs !
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    then what is baby oil made from?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
    tune?

Jom Masak

Hello toots.. :)

Lama makcik tak menulis. Too many happenings recently jadi tak sempat nak update..:)
Makcik sekarang dah rajin memasak.
To those who know me quite well, memang tahu yang makcik ni sangat pemalas masak.
Sekarang makcik sibuk berguru dengan sahabat makcik yang memang makcik sangat salute skill memasak nye.
Sayangnya dia tak pandai nak berblog kalau tak memang makcik rasa blog dia mesti jadi hit..macam blog nonierahman tu..:)
Makcik dah berjaya buat bihun goreng ala dolu-dolu.macam tok kita selalu buat tu.. Sedap Giler (puji diri sendiri la pulak..har har har..)
Sekarang tengah nak belajar buat kuah kacang untuk raya..nanti kalau jadi makcik upload gambor ye..:)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Cuti Sekolah

Waktu yang paling gembira buat makcik dan kawan-kawan yang bekerja di tempat cikgu-cikgi ini ialah pada cuti sekolah sebab kami merdekaaaaa!!
Student tak ada, pensyarah bercuti..
Rasa dunia ni lapang je.
Tapi tengah-tengah tu ada pula email hangit yang minta macam-macam report..
Tengokla kalau rajin makcik buat.. :p

Sunday, May 22, 2011

My Pet Peeves

Holaaaa..
Lama makcik tak menyinggah di blog ni.
I've been really busy for the past weeks.
Asyik kena outstation saja.. Nasib baikla tak kena pergi jauh-jauh..
Kesian pakcik kena tinggal..:(

Satu perkara yang menyeronokkan bila outstation ni ialah kita akan berjumpa dengan macam-macam gelagat manusia. Ada yang really annoying dan ada yang really interesting. :) Dah jadi human observer pulak.
Jadi bila pakcik datang ke Penang untuk jumpa makcik hari tu, keluarlah cerita-cerita mengenai gelagat manusia yang makcik encoutered sepanjang makcik outstation. Dan lahirlah satu senarai pet peeves.
My Pet peeves. Apakah itu Pet Peeves? bukan haiwan ternakan farmville ye anak-anak.. Pet Peeve menurut wiki.answers,


"It's when someone, or somethings, actions really irritate you and you just can't stand it. It could be irrational, and not even annoy anybody else. It can be different for anyone."

So, here is the list of my Pet Peeves. Love to hear what are yours..:)
  • People wearing bandana - unless you are on a Harvey. If not, it looks so..lame!
  • Matchy-matchy shirts for couple - Huge No No... what are you? Twins?
  • Ringing phone in the cinema - people pay rm10 not to hear extra sound effect from your phone. Silent Mode get it?
  • People who already watched the movie and kept on spoiling the best part with their pre-reaction to the scene (e.g covering their eyes, saying oooooo i don't want to watch this part)  
  • Centerpiece in the car. Centerpiece is for dinner table not your car!
  • Men wearing sleeveless shirts in the public - i am not interested in seeing your hair other than on your head! (but this situation is totally accepted if you just came back from the gym or just finished your futsal match)
  • People asking how much is your watch/handbag/shoes/blouse etc. Look, i like buying branded stuffs but i don't like you interrogating me about them. It makes me feel like i am trying to show off, which i am not. it is purely for self satisfaction.
Well, that's all for now, i think.. I will update this list sooner then later. .:) Chios..

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

State Of Origin

Sedih tak kalau dah 4 tahun bekerja, kebanyakan colleague tak tahu makcik ni asal dari negeri mana?
Sedangkan makcik ni bekerja di tanah tumpah darah makcik sendiri.
Makcik rasa loghat utara makcik dah first class ni.
Tapi orang dok kata makcik orang Sarawak. Adoilaaaa..
Letih makcik nak explain.
Agaknya makcik ni lagi keSarawakian dari kePerlisian?
Memang la bahasa melayu sarawak dah jadi first language untuk makcik.
tapi semuanya in the name of learning.
Makcik nak fasih cepat jadi makcik cakapla hari-hari.
Tapi hati Makcik masih di Perlis juga..:)
Kecewa bila orang Perlis sendiri tak mengaku makcik ni orang sama negeri.
Siap minta nak tengok IC.
Apala nasib..:)
Ini semua pakcik punya pasal la.
sapa suruh ajar makcik cakap sarawak sampai terror macam ni.. :p

My First Post

Salam and Good Afternoon,

Hari ini bermula dengan hang-over yang amat dasyat. Bukannya hang-over berkaitan dengan Arak tetapi hang-over berkaitan tak cukup tidur..:p Semalam awal dah tidur dan pagi ini masih mengantuk. Tak cukup rehat agaknya badan makcik ni. Really looking forward to my work-trip/vacation this weekend. Destinasi : Langkawi. Harapnya Langkawi tak sepanas Perlis. Panas yang amat sangat sampai baju habis basah lencun. Rasanya kalau ada bathroom di Ofis ni memang makcik dah bawa baju spare dan mandi masa lunch hour.

Tengah hari tadi melepak di Studio Muzik lagi. Best pulak bila dapat melepak dengar orang Jamming. Makcik rindu dengan Hard Rock Cafe!! Nak layan Live Band. Pakcik dengar tak ni? Bila nak bawa makcik pegi Penang? :)